A few sandwiches available at the bookstore cafe near my house
The Charles Bukowski
Hot ham, cheddar, lettuce, tomatos, mayo on rye
(old man sweat, old rotted wine, cigarette butts, warm beer driplets, hooker bum)
Isabel Allende
Vegetarian burger, jalapenos, jack cheese, avocado, lettuce, tomatos, onion, mayo on a whole wheat bun with tortilla chips
(they had to add the tortilla chips. Just because she's Mexican, except she's not, she's Chilean, and I guess vegetarian and healthy according to this sandwich)
Oriana Fallaci
Provolone, pesto, lettuce, tomatos, sprouts on a focaccia roll
(I have to admit, I had to Google this one. Now, I've learned that Oriana Fallaci was a famous journalist who interviewed everyone from the Dalai Lama to Henry Kissinger. As you may have guessed from her sandwich, she was Italian.)
That's her to the right. A good-looking lady, eh?
Leilani Clark
Fried spam, mustard, white bread
(so sick it's delicious)
3 comments:
The Lia Friedman:
sourkraut, fake turkey, toasted rye, swiss cheese and veganaise. Served with pickles & have a chips and must be eaten while sitting outside in the warm sunshine.
sounds delish
I'd like a bit of that warm sunshine in my neck of the woods right now
The Katie McCleary a la california:
grilled proscuitto with carmelized onions, garlic mayo, and provolone cheese on baguette.
The Katie McCleary a la her childhood:
chicken nuggets from mcdonalds.
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